Elmsville Paranormal Gazette, est. 1973
...or Keeping the 'Scare' in Scary, even though it's only a 'Scar'.
Letters to the Editor, the Elmsville Paranormal Gazette, 2024, Winter Edition:
Dear Editor:
Please help!
The white-walkers are back again this year! A dozen of them shuffling up to my house holding these oversized trowels, their faces pale as bone, banging on the door, demanding a blood sacrifice. And me with this heart condition!
Hurry! I don’t know …
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