Romantic Things To Say When You're Over 50
You lift me up, like arch-supports.
I’ve only got progressives for you.
You make my heart skip a beat, which the doctor has diagnosed as arrhythmia.
Love is blind…and requires cataracts surgery.
My heart burns for you…or for the spaghetti with puttanesca sauce I had for lunch, I can’t tell which.
Let’s sneak upstairs…
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