There is a mellowness to living in the suburbs. Things happen at a slightly slower pace than in the city or country. Walk down the wrong alley in the city and you’re in danger of losing body parts. Walk in the wrong pasture in the country and you’re in danger of losing body parts. Walk down the wrong street in the suburbs and you’re in danger of los…
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