Leviticus, Chapter 78, Verses 1-16: Rules For Social Media
...or Forgotten Apocrypha for Dead Sea Scrolling.
Leviticus, Chapter 78:
When receiving texts, with close friends or relatives, you must respond within a few minutes. Otherwise their wrath shall be stirred, and vexations and plagues and those three dots that blink will be bestowed upon you.
Do not covet the sender’s GIF. It is his GIF, and it is good. Get your own GIF.
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